Gordon Ramsay getting advices from kids.
Outside of TV land, Gordon Ramsay is actually a really sweet motherfucker who just doesn’t take shit from shitty people. He likes to make his wife breakfast and stuff, and he seems to be really good with kids.
Want to hear my dad’s advice for my returning back to college?:
"Don’t fuck this up. You got a second chance, you might not get a third."
Man, fuck you. I don’t want to hear that shit. I busted my ass trying to keep my head leveled last spring and me being human, just couldn’t take it all. And now I busted my ass trying to get back into the school. And now I’m returning to school in the spring.
Where the fuck is my congratulations?!
And he had the nerve to fucking ask me if I plan graduating.
What. The. Fuck. And when I replied, “Obviously. I didn’t have to return if I didn’t want to,” he looked at me like it was me who said something wrong.
Listen here. I’m not going to college for anyone else but me! I’m not doing this for my parents, I’m doing it for me! Sure, it’s nice that along with going to college, your parents are happy with that. But it’s another thing if they think the only reason why I’m striving for something positive is just for their interest, their dead wrong.
All I hear is, “You’re gonna put me in a nursing home when I get old, aren’t you?”
No one wants to do that to their parents, dad. But if you keep bugging me about it, I’ll do it because you keep bringing it up.
Sometimes I feel like kicking my dad’s ass….
Goliath from Gargoyles. You have no idea how badly I want Disney to make Gargoyles an animated feature. I’m on a personal mission to remind people how awesome this show was. You’d be surprised how many people I’ve talked to that have never heard of it. Lets start a petition or something.
Ohhhh man! Ryan’s on a roll!
Basil Soda | Spring-Summer 2013